I saw this sign out walking the other day. Am I just being cynical, or would it be near impossible to find a lost pet that can, you know, fly?
Worse yet, the picture is in black and white, taking away the primary signifier of birdness: color. And it has no name. And, again, it can fly. In summary, I don’t think Bird is coming home any time soon.

Wow Eric…aren’t you a Debbie Downer!
I’ll try to have a more upbeat post tomorrow. Oh, who am I kidding?
ohhh i think i found it near the mn and wi border………..jk